Sir Millard Mulch
To Hell With All of You, I Just Wanna Grow My Vegetables
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Track 6, One Day, I Shall Return, A King, and Obliterate You All, is inaudible yelling. Track 9, Ode to Bob Pomeroy, is more of the same except there is a violin in the background. Track 10, titled Infinitesimal Beads of Graphite Dust II, talks about physics and the scientific definition of work with some stupid music in the background.
I'll be honest, I find myself actually pissed off writing about this CD. I went to the web page and it even pissed me off. If that is what they were going for…. SUCCESS! And I would stress the SUC part! Someone out there right now is saying, well Keith, do you think there are people out there that will like this CD? Sure. But just remember there are people out there that enjoy having people shit in their mouths.
This CD…. Um…. Well…..I'm not even sure its music. If I was going to try and put a tag on it…this is what you'd get. It's a cross between Atari type music, mixed with what I can only assume we will be forced to listen to, if and when, we go to HELL! I'll be honest I couldn't even listen to an entire track without actually cussing due to irritation! I thought about sending a copy to the FBI and/or ATF to use in hostage standoff situations. That way they could blast it over loud speakers for about 10 seconds and the event would be over because the hostages would be dead along with the bad guys. The problem with doing that, however, is that the officers at the scene would have to get some type of extra hazard pay! Well now that is over, let's talk about what you'll hear on the CD.
